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Post by Grinder on May 12, 2003 17:38:59 GMT -5
Man, it must suck to be French. I'd hate myself if the world called my countrymen "frogs."
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Post by Jebos on May 13, 2003 20:05:23 GMT -5
I believe it was fog legs. If you want, I can appeal to the U.S. government to correct the problems of the French victory they had over us. It might of been due to the fact U.S. generals of the revolutionary war were virtually all complete idiots when it came to war. George Washington got his ass saved all the time. The French in Canada are not true-blue French. They're breeded with non-French people thus making them at most 50% French. So that makes no French military victories. ;D But the following is a plan of vengence against the French, here are the beginning details. Bomb/invade Canada with expendable troops to dig in, wait for EU to send Canocks help, then send a small force to invade China and use Chinese nukes to take out major Russian military targets/cities, Russians will think China did it and nuke them back, then send the rest of what we have to Europe to take them out. Don't worry, with all the gun-owners if any country would dare to invade us they wouldn't get far. A gun in America is built every 10 seconds, so that makes 3,153,600 guns per year. We've been around for over 200. Course the numbers werent like that in the beginning.  But anyways they wouldn't get far, and we would of taken out China, Russia, and the EU. No threat left. Oh and then we'd annex what's left of Canada and slowly more forth across the world. Such a beautiful plan.  |
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Post by Dalginia on May 14, 2003 4:21:50 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen Monty Pythons Life of Brian "What have the romans ever done for us"  |
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Post by Qantrix on May 14, 2003 7:36:03 GMT -5
those cowboys won't take holland, we have a plan whahaha
Just like in WWII we will be Neutral and when you attack we will destroy our d**es and US marines will drown (just like in WWII but then there was made a mistake, but this time it will work)
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Post by awyborski on May 14, 2003 10:38:42 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300] [glow=yellow,2,300]ROTFLMAO[/glow] [/shadow] |
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Post by webdesign on May 14, 2003 11:30:45 GMT -5
The French in Canada are not true-blue French. They're breeded with non-French people thus making them at most 50% French. So that makes no French military victories. ;D Now, don't forget the french revolution ;D |
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Post by Myrth on May 14, 2003 11:59:30 GMT -5
And in 1066 they took over southern England. But then the monarchy changed families and we invaded them and took most of the North  |
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Post by Huronica on May 14, 2003 15:46:28 GMT -5
Ah but JEBO, who says the EU would attept to send over an expidionary force? (America has naval advantage by far). And taking over 1/6 of the world's pop. before the Russians know? yeah right! And annexing Canada...well that wouldn't be to hard...BUT I WILL FIGHT, well arson the white house AGAIN hahahahaha
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Post by ziobia on May 14, 2003 16:06:01 GMT -5
*Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion.*
- General Norman Schwartzkopf, Commander of Coalition Forces, [First] Persian Gulf War
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Post by Jebos on May 15, 2003 15:38:48 GMT -5
Point being? I'm noting going to waste characters citing my quotes. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Jebos on May 15, 2003 15:41:56 GMT -5
And with China. We would do it at night, hopefully after a rebellion we incite. With helping Canada, they wouldn't be able to get UN support but I'm sure some countries would access them. If worst comes to worst it won't matter. The US military is the largest, strongest, most well equipped military force ever to exist. This is only a blueprint right now.  |
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Post by Huronica on May 17, 2003 10:11:42 GMT -5
Let's say that the states is on it's own VS the world.
The world is united against it
First day of the war
Most of Canada is overrun and the few forces that did survive intact go underground or board transports to retreat to Europe . Canada's navy slips out of Halifax the day before and many make it under a british air umbrella before the States can bomb them. (lets say one frigate lost. Our diesal submarines begin hunting of the american East Coast but are sunk before they can do much damage. Fierce fighting erupts in the middleast as Arab forces overun American posistions by shear weight of numbers effectively cutting off most of thestates supply of crude oil, Venezwala (sp) asks for assistance and is quickly garsoned by her neigbours and will be able to put up a stife resistance (enough time to light her oil wells on fire anyway). The states in this first day of fighting faces econimic colapse as they have no trade but domestic, and they have been forced to dip into their strategic reserves.
Day 2
Still a stale mate. The states has control of half of Mexico but is being bogged down my numbers.continue from here
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ets hear how you think the next few days would go.
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Post by Qantrix on May 18, 2003 4:36:51 GMT -5
Day 3
European Airplanes are bombing the US East Coast while Russia is taking back Alaska, the invasion in Canada is stopped and US Troops are defending Alaska.
In Mexico, all is going well, Mexico City has already fallen but there are reinforcements coming from other South American Nations.
US Troops have invaded almost whole Cuba, although Russian Troops stationed there have killed many, In Guantanamo Bay there's a uprising of Taliban prisoners, after being supplied food and weapons by Fidel Castro they fought against the Americans.
But in a Few hours, US troops have taken over Ireland and united Northern Ireland with Ireland.
Day 4
The US has taken over the UN and imprisoned every foreigner in there, including Koffi Annan after he had critised America.
Also the US has invaded Scotland and Wales, also they have invaded Japan, because Japan has a very weak military (after WWII it was forbidden for Japan to have a strong military.)
With reinforcements out of Florida, Cuba has fallen and Fidel Castro is in prison.
All the Muslims in the US are asked to go on a "Vacation Camp" in the Nevada Desert.
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Post by The Tallest on May 18, 2003 10:57:21 GMT -5
Day 1 I stumbled through Hello on 5th Avenue
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Post by The Tallest on May 18, 2003 11:00:23 GMT -5
aaaaahhhhhh Ignore that last post, premature post  Day 1 I stumbled through Hello on 5th Avenue Day 2... ah screw it the joke is already killed. Yall are going to kick my a$$ now aren't yall? P.S. I didn't know you could modify, but it's too late now |
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But anyways they wouldn't get far, and we would of taken out China, Russia, and the EU. No threat left. Oh and then we'd annex what's left of Canada and slowly more forth across the world. Such a beautiful plan. 
